Thursday, May 26th

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It has been said that it takes a village to raise a child. I would posit that it takes a village to endure an idiot.

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Wednesday, May 25th

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I think that I should like to be a weatherman or a politician. Only in those two professions is it possible to make handsome amounts of money on the vaguest of statements.

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Our thoughts are with those in Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri as they cope with the destruction of their homes and communities.

Tuesday, May 24th

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Artists should be as waves, consuming everything before themselves. The greatest kind of artists are those that, once passed, inspire others to greatness in their wake.

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Monday, May 23rd

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There is no difference between 'snacking' and 'having several small meals' throughout the day, -except perhaps that 'snacking' ought to be followed by 'napping.' Given those choices, I would be inclined to choose the former.

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Friday, May 20th

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It is curious to me that sleep should be such a rare and sought after commodity- it is free of charge, readily available and absolutely refreshing, if only one gives in to it.

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Thursday, May 19th

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When one has no idea where one's life is headed, then -and only then- is one headed in the right direction.

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A firm decision on either a course of action or a destination allows for the complete lack of the other.

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Wednesday, May 18th

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When in Rome, I shall do as the Romans do. When in Egypt, I shall walk like an Egyptian. One must, however, draw the line somewhere; and where I shall draw the line is Walmart.

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